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Dodgers at Cubs
by alex ciepley
"You don't like it to happen. On the field I had [Garciaparra] coming across the bag. I came in here and looked at the replay. I wanted to know if I had it right. I don't know what it was. He absolutely got me." - Bruce Froemming
Thanks a lot, Brucie. I'm pretty tempted to run out a string of references to Austin Power with Fat Bastard jokes, but I'll refrain. It was a typical day for Matt Clement, who escaped without giving up a run despite pitching rather poorly. The bullpen blows it, the umpire blows it, and the Cubs lose yet another of Mattie's outings. It just makes a man sick.
Dodgers, red-hot pokers, steamin' steamrollers, cayenne peppers, are in town. Look at those lines for Jose Lima and Mark Prior and tell me we don't live in a weird, weird world.