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Derrek Lee is my new personal hero.
Flowers shall be delivered to his locker daily, and chocolates placed on his pillow at night.
He shall be fed grapes while lounging on satin cushions, and his bejeweled goblet shall ever be full.
Robes of silk and slippers of gold shall adorn him, while musicians serenade him with silver lyres.
Virgins shall tend his every need, and eunuchs shall guard his private sanctuary.
He has come.
He is glorious.
He is a Cub.
And Corey's pretty cool, too.
Yeah, pretty soon we're going to have to let Darren Baker play. You know, just to be fair to the other team.
Batting Average (Neifi!! is third in the NL???)
And in the top 10 in steals, doubles, OBP (behind the resurgent Chipper), ISO, Secondary Average
And you haven't made an error yet.
But WHY GOD didn't DB pinch hit Ramirez for Macias in the 7th...aaaaggggghhhhh.
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