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Can A Guy Catch A Break?
by alex ciepley
Matt Clement, who must lose every hand of poker, arrive home from the grocery store with all his eggs broken, and watch as the gal behind him in line at the gas station wins 1,000 bucks on the scratch-off lottery card he could have bought, will now have to face Cy Young fave Jason Schmidt in tonight's game. Schmidt was moved up from his originally scheduled Saturday start. Seriously, can Clement, who may have been the best pitcher on the staff this year (and is an actual Cy Young candidate himself, though no voter will look past his win-loss column), catch a break?