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While it's true he, indeed, is a geezer
Mr. Maddux, for crowds, is a pleaser
And with that in mind
I think you will find
He's worth more than one little Cesar!
Who's team was really quite dead.
He traded a Joel,
for a small bag of coal.
And said what a good boy am I.
Not the Mad Dog so loved that his fleas are
Bound for induction,
With no dissension.
But the way he'll turn two, we'll all hail Ceasar!
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